My mushy brain

After two months I now finally have the time, energy and mild inspiration to write.

That says a lot. Or at least, it does say something about the level of business in our lives.

I am the kind of person who is always busy. 

You know, the annoying  kind.

In the past week I've turned down 4 different invitations to different kind of activities.

"Sorry, 2 o'clock is nap time for us"

"Sorry, 7 is too late, we are having dinner then"

"Sorry, Loud Baby is teething and super cranky today, I really can't take her to multiple stores right now for a shopping spree". 

Well, actually I could, but the people in the stores would not appreciate it much. 

That being said, even if Loud Baby is napping or away with her dad for an hour, my mind never stops being busy. It thinks and thinks and thinks some more about the things that need to be done, cleaned, bought, organized and so on. 

"I must remember to..." is probably the phrase that crosses my mind most often on a daily basis. 

Shoes in the livingroom?

Must remember to put them back so we don't look for them when we are leaving (and always in a hurry, and always late).

Puzzle pieces in the hamper?

Must remember to take back to puzzle box.

And to write email to friend.

And to start dishwasher.

And to make grocery list.

And to...where's the cat?!

You get the idea.

Before we had a baby, I used to be pretty sharp. I knew where things were in my house, in the car, in the city. I could multitask calmly and efficiently and I would enjoy it.

Flash forward 19 months later and I have no idea what I'm doing.

Literally. 

I remember heading for the kitchen to load the dishwasher but I end up on the balcony to put the diaper pail out for some fresh air. 

I have no idea where my phone is most of the time. Or my sunglasses. Or my clothes.

Or my keys until recently. (I bought this awesome cheap hook that you hang on the door and that's where I put my keys. Way out of reach for tiny and not so tiny hands).

Things get lost in our house all the time. 

In the past month we've lost a baby hat, a toddler t-shirt, a key to the house, a laundry card, a pumpkin carving kit (!)...and I'm sure there will be more.

I would love to blame it all on Loud Baby but truth be told she can't be held responsible for all of this stuff. 

Nope. It's me. 

I have no idea where I put some of these prized possessions. 

And these are the things that have been swallowed up by Mother Earth but I spend every day looking for stuff. 

Stuff like shoes (usually one), loveys, crayons, wallet, building blocks etc. 

I regularly forget where I park the car and am hit by a panic attack when I exit Target with 7 bags and have no idea which way to go. 

My brain is mushy. Or, better yet, so tightly wound and in such a hurry that it just doesn't have the patience anymore to think a thought through cohesively enough for me to follow.

Example situation: we just got home and I have parked the car.

(The car is a unique ecosystem comprised of baby books, Lamaze toys, sweaters and blankets, crackers and baby puree remains, bits and scraps of paper, strollers, fresh and not so fresh sippy cups...).

Anyway. We are home now and need to get out of the car. That might not sound complicated at first but, trust me, it is. To my mind at least. 

Items that need to be removed from the car: 2 giant grocery bags, another bag full of library books, my diaper bag/purse, jacket, Husband's backpack; 2 adults and 1 toddler. 

My husbands gets the little one so I start removing things from the trunk. 

Suddenly, I remember I have no idea where my keys are. I check one of the pockets on my diaper bag and it's there. Whew!

Meanwhile, Loud Baby is out and she sees her doll stroller in the trunk.

"Stroller! Stroller!Stroller" x 134

I get the stroller out and remember I should really get the sippy cup out too this time before any nasty mold starts making its appearance.My husband is locking the door on his side and picks up the grocery bags while I do acrobatics as I try to fish out a sippy cup from under the seats of a two-door car. 

Success!

Loud Baby however is very eager with her stroller and makes a head start with great speed through the parking lot. Downhill. Where cars may come any time. 

I run to catch her and slow her down. She's not too happy about it and lets me know.

We get on the sidewalk, daddy joins us with the bags.

"I locked your side too", he says.

Right. I forgot all about that. (No automatic doors, in case you were wondering).

Two hours later after lunch, Loud Baby is in the mood for reading.

Oh goody. I'll read her one of the cute library books I got her.

Except, the bag with 6 library books is nowhere to be found.

Nobody remembers anything about it.

My husband goes down to the car to check.

It was on top of the car.

I think I'd better not get too attached to things.

 

Why it's hard

I was looking at the trailer for the movie "Moms' Night Out" the other day and a comment caught my eye.

The person was saying how much he/she is fed up with people in America making such a big deal out of motherhood.

So that got me thinking.

Are we moms making a big deal out of our momminess?

We write blogs.

Some of us publish our stuff in books. 

We vent and we rant and we talk on forums. 

And on average there is 1 movie/2 years that tries to address the subject of parenting beyond showing a funny scene of changing a poopy diaper  for the first time.

After that bam!- the kid's all grown up.

So I decided to write a post about why I personally think momminess is a subject one can talk about endlessly and with good reason.

I understand why many would think it's no big deal.

So many women are doing it, right?

Plus, it's been done since the beginning of time.

It's how life works, women have always been moms so stop being a martyr and stop complaining, right?

I believe that moms write about their days not because they want pity or a prize. 

It's letting off steam (there's a lot of that, for sure) and it's doing something creative for a change apart from laundry and scheduling doctor's appointments.

Just because so many of us are doing it, doesn't make it any easier.

I didn't get it either before I had my own baby.

People tell you everything changes after you have a child.

But what does that mean anyway?

I smiled and nodded politely when someone would tell me this and think: 

"Of course it will. And I am ready"

Now, 17 months later, I'll tell you this: I am not ready. 

I will never be ready.

I take one day at a time, sometimes 1 minute at a time. 

Why is it hard? What's changed?

Everything, of course. (how original)

Basically, everything you've done before - simple things- become massive projects.

The little routine you were used to when having lunch or driving to Target or getting groceries or washing your hair or checking your emails or cleaning your house or or or...is dead.

Dead as a doornail. 

Before a baby, you get up in the morning, brush your teeth, make breakfast, eat, get dressed, put on make-up etc.

After the baby?

You obviously need to take care of the little one, change her diaper, dress her, give her breakfast, play with her- all of this in addition to your previously obliviously easy routine.  

But you are dealing with another human being here not a docile little doll and she has... other plans pretty much all the time.

So here's how it goes.

Baby wakes Mommy in the morning. It can be at dawn or at 8 if you are lucky.

Mommy (me) drags herself out of bed and tries to think fresh thoughts.

I pick Loud Baby up and do a little cuddling.

Baby is in no mood for cuddles, she needs to get going and save the universe once again.

Mommy picks Baby up for diaper change.

Baby screams, becomes stiff as a board.

Mommy wrestles Baby onto changing table while trying to say reassuring and kind stuff at 6:03 AM .

Then Baby runs off and starts playing with some toys in the living room.

Mommy grabs whatever clothes are lying around and puts them on.

Mommy goes to bathroom.

Baby barges in and watches Mommy's every move. 

Yes, EVERY move.

Baby wants to brush Mommy's teeth but runs off with toothbrush while Mommy is foaming at the mouth...

Mommy retrieves toothbrush from screaming Baby.

Repeat with hairbrush.

Mommy washes her face but Baby is pulling her hand to go play and read and dance and...yawn.

Mommy reads to Baby.

Mommy takes Baby into the kitchen, gives her a couple of pots and pans hoping to keep Baby busy while she tries to make breakfast. 

Baby does not want pots and pans and pulls Mommy away from counter.

Mommy tries to find something else for Baby but she only wants to climb into the dishwasher/raid the fridge.

Finally, after being interrupted merely for 23.5 times, Mommy makes a couple of sandwiches (no time for eggs and fancy stuff). 

Mommy victoriously announces: "Breakfast. Time to eat"

Baby runs off to the other side of the house. 

Mommy takes a few bites before deciding to engage into this fun game.

If lucky, Mommy playfully retrieves Baby and puts her in high chair.

If not so lucky, screaming Loud Baby takes 4 minutes to be placed into high chair.

Mommy gives Baby bites of the sandwich while having some herself (it's the only way I can eat lately).

Baby takes two bites after which she refuses all food and wants to jump from high chair.

Mommy draws for Baby to make her sit back down.

Baby is caught. She takes two more bites.

And then she doesn't.

Baby opens mouth only to close it right before food reaches it and smiles playfully.

Mommy reads to Baby.

Three more bites.

Mommy eats and shows Baby how yummy it is but Baby is unimpressed.

Baby keeps saying her all-time favorite word: "No-no-no-no".

Baby throws crayons from high chair.

Mommy thinks: Fine, she's not hungry. Good enough.

Baby surprisingly asks for a few more bites.

Mommy feels like she could throw a party right now just for that.

Baby resumes playing with toys while Mommy quickly places stuff in the dishwasher.

Baby somehow hurts herself and screams the roof off.

Mommy comforts Baby, kisses boo-boo and detects diaper change is needed.

After diaper-change Mommy realizes Baby doesn't have any pants on.

Baby determinedly refuses pants. 

Mommy sits down to check email.

Baby wants to climb into her lap and clobber the laptop to death.

Mommy tries to distract Baby and give her toy laptop but Baby is not buying it.

Baby throws tantrum, wants to clobber Mommy now.

Mommy tries to remember what on earth she read about positive parenting in such situations and implements it until Baby is calm again.

Mommy is wondering what drugs she was on when she thought she was ready for a baby.

Mommy and Baby play, draw and sing.

Baby makes  cute noises, smiles, hugs Mommy and does funny stunts.

Mommy is wondering when she could have another little  one.

Mommy asks Baby to choose book to read hoping it won't be the annoying one.

Baby brings annoying book. 

Mommy is mentally doing countdown until naptime. 

In addition to making mental notes about the whats, whens and hows of shopping lists, cooking ingredients, bills to be paid, floors to be cleaned, emails to be written, calls to be made.

Mommy needs her own nap right now.

What's the time again?

8: 17. Right. 

So there. Momminess: the perfect mixture of ups and downs within a span of minutes; boredom, monotony and repetition taken to extremes; a test in physical and mental strength; overflowing joy, pride and pure love; resilience, adaptability, creativity; Momminess is when having done some dusting is an accomplishment, when you feel a great feeling of success because your kid did what you asked them to or because those stains came out fairly easily from your new dress/carpet/wall. 

There are no rewards, no employee of the month posters, no paychecks, no bonuses, no praises. 

There's Mommy and Baby throughout the day learning about being a Mommy and discovering the world for the first time and once again.

Complicated? Nope.

Hard? Yes.

Worth talking about? Yes!

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Mrs. Belly

When I was pregnant with Loud Baby, I put on a few pounds.

No surprise there. 

I loved loved loved eating.

Gorging myself on yummy food.

Glorious food!

Mongolian stir-fry, quesadillas, creamy soups and lots of ice-cream.

After all-day-sickness finally bid me farewell at 16 weeks (I refuse to call it morning-sickness), I thought I earned the right to fill my tummy with good and (most of the time) healthy food.

"It's for the baby".

Of course it was...

After living on buttered toast, grapes and chicken broth with rice noodles during the first trimester, I had zero regrets in satisfying my cravings as they came.

To be totally honest, I was quite skinny before I was pregnant.

Thank you, good genes, for that. 

Seeing myself get..um... a little big...was a very interesting thing for me. 

And, although I worried about practically everything, I did not worry about losing the baby weight.

Probably because I could simply not think past giving birth. 

Suffice to say, a couple of months after having Loud Baby, most of the weight was gone.

What remained made me look...normal as opposed to quite skinny.

Except.

My belly.

I call her Mrs. Belly.

Who keeps me from being able to wear quite a few of my pre-pregnancy pants.

(Secret note: I still use a belly band so I can wear my old stuff without having to pull up the zipper.)

I have also bought a couple of new pants because I got so frustrated with all the non-zipping and covering up.

But the worst worst part of Mrs. Belly is that she makes me look pregnant. 

End of first trimester but still.

A less careful and rushed wardrobe combination of top and bottom will surely bring on the: "Are you pregnant?" question.

(By less careful I mean using something else than the 2 items of clothing that I have which are good for camouflage.) 

So I have a lot of problems with this question.

Ok, two major problems, to be exact.

1. You do not ask this. Ever. It's none of your business. You always always risk calling someone a fatty with this question. When it's obvious it's obvious.And then you won't have to ask.

2. Most of the people who feel the need to know the reason for my little food bump are women. 

Don't they know from experience that you might have some ... leftovers? Especially if they have just become moms or grandmothers?

Their enthusiasm in asking if I am pregnant again is sweet.

Was. Was sweet.

Now it's just annoying to me.

I have gone through various answers from chuckling nervously and saying "No, no..." to "I am still planning my postpartum workout" to "I need a little extra while breastfeeding". 

Lately, I just say "This? This is the baby from my love-affair with chocolate" (usually not to the granmommies, I stick to the classics there).

On a side note: my own granma noticed Mrs. Belly one day and commented on her (although not pregnancy-wise).

Now, she tends to forget things so every now and then she'll notice it and comment on her. Again.

Fun fun.

Mrs. Belly is here to stay for awhile.

And that's ok.

With all the other side-effects of having been pregnant and given birth.

Mommies are the hottest chicks, anyway. 

Gotta go. My icecream is waiting. 

 

Moms vs. Non-Moms

When you are a mommy, you acquire a certain set of new ... abilities.

Supernatural spidey hearing, abnormal multitasking capacity, painfully sharp protective instincts.

Just to name a few.

And then, after a tiny bit of experience, you learn to distinguish between different categories of women.

You don't really care what their job is anymore or where they eat out. 

What kind of music they prefer. Yeah right.

You are focused on one thing and one thing only.

Are they or aren't they moms. 

And from a couple of kid-related sentences you immediately know not only whether they are but also if you can be friends or not. 

There are the older women. Who still are, of course, moms but who have long forgotten the crazy details of everyday crazy lives with a little one.

Sample sentences:

Older lady: "Oh she's so chubby."

Me: "Yes, she likes her milk"

Older lady: "She's still breastfeeding?? Well, after one year the milk has no nutritional value so it doesn't do her any good".

Right. That used to be the theory. 

Back in the stone age. 

They are also the ones who will warmly advise you to start working on number two. 

By number two they obviously mean a "sweet little brother".

It just has to be a brother. 

Lady...do you see the dark circles under my eyes? The kid might seem cute now on the playground but trust me, she can throw tantrums. 

She can't even talk yet. She's just starting to learn her words.

She knows "mama", "tata", "baba", "water" and "cat".

Given this vocabulary, how am I going to explain the "Mommy is puking because baby brother is growing in her tummy bit?". 

Or run after her with pregnancy fatigue while she climbs any vertical surface  in sight. 

Maybe you want a fact sheet with our financial state also, number of bedrooms and square feet so you can decide where we are going to put one more person.

I might send you the daycare bill as well. 

I know these ladies mean well but please let me enjoy my daughter without adding social pressure in having another one right now. 

And then there are non-mums.

These are the ladies who will invite you over for dinner, say something like "Oh, hi Loud Baby. You are so adorable" and then proceed to behave as if she were invisible but worse expect me to chat and make intelligent conversation as if a 16 month old can pull up a novel and read for an hour or two. 

Also, usually the place is a minefield. 

There are more choking hazards and breakable things combined than in a museum.

So I'm supposed to eat and praise the pot roast while trying to have meaningful conversation with the host while fighting my cranky kid who is yet again holding an earring from the fancy jewelry box while really needing to use the bathroom...while thinking "Abort mission.Need to leave".

And the lady, she doesn't even notice the crisis unfolding right in front of her and casually goes on talking about her stuff with a glass of wine in her hand, asking me if I've read John Green's latest novel.

I would like to tell her I don't read these days. 

Well, except when desperately searching google for parental advice on toddler hitting and biting. 

I don't think that counts.

So I go.."No, not yet. Heard it was great though. What's it about?".

Of course I have no idea who John Green is. Will probably google that too when surfing Aha!Parenting.com

Non-moms will also say stuff like:

"Oh, she's 11 months old? Can she talk yet?"

Umm...no...not quite yet. 

"So you stay at home with the baby? Nice. What else do you do?"

Perform surgery. On dead brain cells (my own)

"We're going away for three days next week. Wanna come? It's this great place with great sights and great food and great shops etc etc."

Sure. Let me ask my boss.

Sorry, she said no.

"Oh so you say there are hard moments. But it's worth it, right? You're tired? But surely it's worth it"

It seems to be some sort of a mantra, this "It's worth it".

I am not saying it is not true. 

But it's so overused. 

And annoying. 

Some moments when you are in the pit, you don't see that it's worth "it". 

"It" what? 

But I can't tell you that so I'll just smile and nod.

Like I know  it all.

Which I don't.

I was a non-mom once.

My momminess laughs her head off now at my theories from non-mommy days.

"You just need to be patient and loving with a child". 

Aha.

Tell me more, this is so funny.

"The first 2-3 months are hard, then it gets easier"

And then it doesn't.

Non-mom me talking to a mom, thinking: 

"Why is she saying she can't go to the bathroom alone? That is so weird."

Non-mommies are great too, bless them, we just don't have much in common unless we try really hard.

Here's the deal: I'll read your John Green book in the precious 2 hours I have/day and you'll clean up safety hazards when we come over next time and MAYBE we'll get 30 minutes of mildly interrupted conversation.

Because it's worth it ;)

"

There's always something

When you have a little one, there is always something to worry about.

Strike that.

Even before you have your little one, you will always find something to fret over.

Before I was pregnant, I was scared that I would not be able to become pregnant.

During the 9 months - which seemed really unfairly long to me- I worried about a zillion things.

Miscarriage, stillbirth, preeclampsia, gestational diabetes, premature birth, birth defects are just a few of them.

I also worried about the more materialistic part of bringing a baby into the world.

Crucial questions such as what wipes to get, do I need a diaper genie or not, do I have enough onesies were keeping me up at night. 

There were other matters that had to be settled: names had to be chosen and deliberated, cravings had to be identified and properly satisfied (Wendy's fries is not the same thing as McDonald's fries), crib mattresses had to be studied and decided upon, humidifiers had to be cleaned with vinegar, childbirth classes had to be taken, babymoon had to be planned (to spare you the suspense, we went to the next city and slept through the weekend); also babykicks had to be counted and recorded, craigslist had to be hunted for good deals and pictures had to be taken throughout the 40 (interminable) weeks.

Once Loud Baby was born and she was thankfully healthy and well, everything written above flew out the window and a new set of worries ensconced itself in our lives.

The question to be repeatedly heard was :WHY is she crying??

We worried about diaper contents, breastfeeding, oversupply, mastitis, not making it through another day due to exhaustion, rashes, colds, vaccines, weight (biiig baby), reaching milestones on time (I quickly cured myself of that one, to be honest), sleep habits and more sleep habits, carseat phobia, more cryptic crying, when/how/with what to start solids...it goes on and on.

Once they start walking and understanding things, you will worry about falls and bruises and meeting basic needs is not enough anymore (you can't really screw up in that chapter anyway-you feed tha baby, change the baby and do whatever works to comfort the

baby whether it's rocking, singing, driving, bouncing etc). 

But now...NOW...education begins. Muhaha.

Toddlers are like sponges. They see, hear and imitate pretty much everything

You have just become a model.

And also a superhero.

You have your own little fan club composed of exactly one tiny human.

Throw an object when you are angry? They'll watch. And copy. 

You will now worry about their behavior and habits and attitudes until ..um... pretty much forever.

So there is always something to worry about. And there will always will be. 

Mommies are so good at it too. 

And those 40 weeks? Seem like 4 days now. 

Mommy score

It  is a known fact that mothers compete.
They compete with one another a lot of the time.
On all subjects involving their child.
Why?
For some crazy sick reason probably.
They feel like better people if they have "the better" kid, whatever that means.
People always compete about everything so it comes naturally to compare and measure their greatest possession and accomplishment: the offspring.
Those who don't are keepers.
Those who leave you the heck alone to try and do your job as best as you can.
Who don't judge.
Who don't brag.
Who don't pour their useless crappy advice from 35 years ago on you like it's the Bible and will save your soul.

Examples, right:
We were at the mall with Loud Baby on a cold winter day when she was 11 months old.
She was crawling on the play area all happy and smiley.
Another mom asks me how old she is (You will get this question for the rest of your life when you have kids).
I tell her.
Usually, the reply is: Oh, she is so cute/chubby/pretty/fast/adorable.
You get it, something nice.
Instead, I get: 11 months old? My son was long walking when he was 11 months old.
Uhmmm...ok. Good for you. And your point is...?

Crap like this happens. Periodically. To different degrees. 
Some of this stuff comes from complete strangers, bless their tactless hearts.
And some comes from unrealizing friends. Ouch!

Like when Loud Baby had a very bad tummy and wouldn't eat anything.
I was worried. I was sad and upset and wondering what to do.
My friend asked what was wrong.
I told her we have a bad tummy, we are not eating anything at all.
Reply: Oh, my little one eats so well, I never have any problem with her. Never did.
Pam-pam.

Ultimately, everybody wants to prove they are the best of parents.
I am too tired for that crap.
So I put forth the "Mommy Score" bill.
It works like this:
There is a number of baby raising criteria: feeding, sleeping, playing, baby gear, baby behavior and you can add other stuff as you go along.
Baby is exclusively breastfed? Ka-ching: 3 points for you, mama.
Both breast and formula? 2 points
Just formula? Ts ts: 1 point

Baby slept through the night when she was 2 days old? 3 points
When she was 2 weeks-4months old? 2 points
Not sleeping even now? (this is us, I wonder what we get). 0 points, maybe -1?

Baby is eating organic home-made food? 3 points, super mama.
(Of course, if your blender is not BPA free, you might get penalized).
Home-made non-organic...hmm...2.5 maybe.
Store bought baby food- organic? 2 for the jars and 1.5 for the plastic containers
Store bought non-organic in jars? 1 point
Store bought non-organic in plastic? 0, sorry, you are poisoning your kid. Better call child protection services.

Baby walked when she was 2 months old? 3 points
Did he only wear clothes made from organic cotton from sheep that graze peacefully on organic grass and are petted 3 times a day by an Irish old lady who gives them water filtered with reverse-osmosis?One extra point just for you!
Also, when did she talk, roll over,smile, laugh, pull the cat's tail...etc all of which so obviously reflect on you, your parenting skills, your dedication, your Master's degree in childcare.

You can keep your score and recalculate and update every month. 
Then, take a white T-shirt (make that many white T-shirts) and print your score on it.
Wear it all the time.

This way, when you meet another mama and you have 36.5 and she has 42 on her t-shirt you can conclude she is the better mom, skip the (up to this point) inevitable bla-bla comparing and competing section of your playdate and enjoy the kids.

Childish?
You're just saying that because I have more posts on my blog.
Ha! 2 points for me right there!

Baby gear is for adults

I love baby gear.

The pretty colours.

The nice design.

The variety.

Swings and cribs and bouncers and jumperoos...

Carriers and travel systems.

Yum!

Those things are too cute.

Of course, the baby doesn't care a bit about the pictures on her infant seat.

Or about the pattern of her fitted sheets.

She couldn't care less if she 's dressed in blue or even black. If her hat matches her socks and sweater.

If her diapers have nice little Sesame Street characters on them

Me on the other hand?

My brain short-circuits at the sight of a decently priced playpen.

Not to mention when seeing a nice little outfit with flowers.

Flowers AND ribbons? Yes, please, now we are talking.

I  might not be able to choose my baby's temper.

How and when she sleeps.

If she'll be a good eater or not.

But I can sure as heck dress her in a cute outfit.

And nothing can stop me! (Except the terrible twos, probably).

I can make her room the way I want to with all the nice little stickers and toy boxes and organizers.

You just can't have enough organizers and baskets.

Most of the stuff we bought for Loud Baby is second-hand.

And most of it was a success.

Here's my top 5 also known as the life-savers during the first year:

1. Carriers (an Infantino and Moby Wrap to start with and graduating to an Ergo Baby which is still in use).

2. The jumperoo (Loud Baby loved it; we even took it on vacation with us).

3. The bouncer (it was both a napper and a place to play with Loud Baby).

4. The playpen (it has two wheels; good for practically everything).

5. A white noise machine (which is also a projector, a nightlight and a lullaby playing piece of machinery that is awesome in covering up any outside noises and turns into a great toy later on).

Plus 3 things that were a failure:

1. The Bumbo seat (Loud Baby was not a big fan of this one; bought it on craigslist, sold it on craigslist for the same price 2 months later)

2. A super awesome 3 direction cradle-swing with floating lambs and nature music and more bla bla.

The story behind this one is that at one point, I was having a lot of trouble  with getting Loud Baby to nap.

Once when we were on a playdate, I put her in the cradle-swing  which belonged to her little friend.

Within 5 minutes she was asleep.

"Must. Get. Swing" me thought.

So I did.

And she hated it. Fiercely.

Thank God for craigslist.

3. A playmat

It was ok, I guess. It just wasn't that much of a big deal. Loud Baby would probably use it for maybe 10 minutes a day.

So all this stuff for babies...they don't really need it.

They need mom and (occasionally) dad.

But it just might make a parent's life easier if the little one is entertained for a bit until you pay a bill or two.

Still, it really doesn't need to be all colour coordinated and brand new anyway.

One more thing.

Never ever buy something because of the picture on the box.

That scenario is not going to happen.

Baby playing peacefully in the playpen while dad is reading a book on the couch while wearing a clean white shirt and everything around is spotless.

Aha. Sure.

Try: baby plays in the playpen for a bit, the carpet is filled with toys and possibly puree stains, dad or, more likely-mom, in her pajamas is eating something from a frozen-food container while trying to pick up laundry from here and there.

Until: whaaa!

Next: improvise.

No baby gear will do that for you.

You can have the fanciest crib/co-sleeper/bassinet and the baby will most likely sleep on you for the first few months.

The more you spend on something, the more she'll hate it.

But you can still get the stuff just for fun. It does look nice in the photos :)